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07.25.2006 | Two Unrelated Lists

>> Things To Be Vaguely Excited About: Reasons Why This Is The Worst Week Ever:
  • The hard drive failure. (I'm taking the computer in to the Apple store tomorrow morning.)
  • I'm being sued by a guy I got in a fenderbender with in a parking lot five years ago.
  • My family cat back in Florida ran away to die, and my dog may be on her way out too.
  • My hot water's been out for two days.
  • I still haven't found a new apartment, and lost out on another good one this morning.
  • Am horribly behind on my Movie Binge reviews.
  • Waiting for my test results.
  • Doctor's appointment on my goddamn day off (Friday).
Now something just needs to go wrong at work, and literally every dimension of my life can be utterly fucked. Here's hopin'!


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07.16.2006 | I Turn My Camera On

>> So yeah, obviously I bought the iSight (my sister and I video-chatted with my parents from the Apple Store on Fifth Avenue, and the coolness of this event was enough to convince them to pay for it, so hurrah!) (and I bought Delicious Library, but that's another post entirely). And to share the wealth, I've set up an honest-to-God webcam! Remember those? Remember how you all had them but took them offline in like, 2001, when you realized they weren't cool anymore? Well, apparently I didn't get the memo. So yeah, feel free to watch. I'm sure it'll be great. I will announce a contest, though: The first person to catch me picking my nose that e-mails me the JPG will win a prize. Seriously. (I will not provide any prizes for people who catch me singing along to iTunes and looking like a complete idiot, because I do that all the time, but I urge you to send me those JPGs too -- maybe I can do a Greatest Hits photo-montage if I get enough. Embarassment? I don't know the meaning of the word.)


07.14.2006 | Needful Things

>> Delicious Library is only $25 at the moment, and it is so, so very pretty. Somebody, please, talk me out of stopping at the Apple Store on my way home to buy an iSight camera. (You can also feel free to talk me into it, if you think it's a good idea. My parents have one, after all, and I'm sure they would love to video-chat with me...)

Ooooh. Come to think of it, maybe I could make them pay for it... they probably wouldn't really object.

(That said, I do hate freeloading off my parents -- God knows that I love stuff, but despite my general lack of funds I've done a pretty good job so far of not relying on my parents for much of anything. That may change when I have to move apartments next month, but overall I'm way ahead of at least one of my siblings in the parental-mooching sweepstakes.)


07.13.2006 | links for 2006-07-13

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  • A guide to winning at Pac-Man. Superb. I honestly don't think I'd ever noticed that the ghosts behave in different ways. Does this apply to Ms. Pac-Man too, which is much more common in the bars and restaurants of NYC?


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07.07.2006 | Let The Swashing And The Buckling Commence

>> From the Film Threat review of Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest:

Certainly, the settings are just as lush, Davy Jones' cursed fish-men are interesting to look at, and the kraken is really, really big, but did we really need two lengthy action sequences involving people trapped in rolling contraptions? Or three giant squid attacks?

Did he seriously just ask that question? HOW MANY GIANT SQUID ATTACKS CAN THEY PHYSICALLY FIT INTO THE MOVIE, DUDE? THAT'S HOW MANY WE NEED.

8:05 PM cannot possibly get here soon enough. (We're seeing it at Kips Bay, which is the most nautically/piratically named of New York City theatres. UPDATE: I'm stupid, we're not seeing it there at all. Damn my memory.) Bill Nighy has a squid for a face, dude! Bill Nighy! Squid for a face!

(Seriously, the reviews for Pirates are exactly what I want them to be: "This movie is big and dumb and loud and pretty, but has no point." Um, no duh. I thought we were all on the same page here. Remember when summer movies were summer movies? Not metaphors for Christianity? Remember when we got to watch dinosaurs eat people every couple of summers? Man, that was great.)


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