1. Why are you so bitchy?
Because most videos are so stunningly mediocre that we're sick and tired of it. We want interesting, innovative videos to go along with the interesting, innovative music that we know is out there.
Also, we live alone in small dark rooms with little sunlight, and we express our crippling social frustrations through anger. Well, Chris does anyway. The rest of the staff is largely well-adjusted.
2. Can I write for you?
I hope so! Oh wait, that joke wasn't funny when your history teacher made it and it's not funny now. The short answer is, "maybe." If you really think you could kick some music-video ass on this site, then feel free to send us one or two short samples. Pick a music video at random and review it. If we like what we see, maybe we'll offer you a job.
3. What's your favorite band?
Please do not attempt to pick up the reviewers by asking them about music. However, most of them are probably desperate enough to date you. If you really do want to know a staffer's musical tastes, check their bio on the Credits page.
4. U GUYZ SUCK SO MUCH FUCKEN ASS YOUR REVIEW OF TE NEW BIZKIT VIDD SUCKED COCK
That's not a question. But your answer is "Fuck off and die, and please learn to spell."
5. Why are you doing a "humorous" sarcastic F.A.Q. like every other lame site in the world when you could actually be saying something useful?
Damn it. Next question.
6. Are there any other music-video review sites out there?
Yes. We recommend eMpTyV. On the music tip, we also recommend Freaky Trigger, especially their weblog "New York London Paris Munich," which is mainly singles-based, and Pitchfork Media, who are albums-based.
7. Why a weblog?
Because it's simple and easy to use, and fun. Many of the staffers have their own personal blogs -- you'll find links in the bios, and because we love attention, we urge you to check them out -- so we're comfortable with the format. If you're interested in starting your own, then you should get yourself over to Blogger immediately.
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