FICTION

I can't lie to you. There's pretty much nothing in this section as of this moment. All I have to offer are the following...

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It's Gonna Be... DOOM! >>
"I always liked your Christmas album, you know."

A quite ridiculous short piece that is probably a waste of the time of all parties involved. However, I'm told that some people have gotten an involuntary chortle from it. Read it at your peril.


Creative Writing: Character Study >>
"At 4:02 A.M., the alarm began to buzz. Harold threw his thick, meaty hand over his head and smacked the device soundly, silencing it with a single blow..."

The first in a series of undoubtedly dire assignments for my Creative Writing I workshop here at NYU; one must trudge through the lower-level classes in order to get at the good stuff. We were to write a character study in which our character "experiences an epiphany." For more on the prompt and all that jazz, click on through...


Creative Writing: Dialogue >>
"Fine, whatever. Jesus. What the fuck. It's just... eh... no."

The second assignment for Creative Writing I -- listen to a conversation and write a story based on your impressions. It's fun to be a filthy, dirty eavesdropper.


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...and that's all. I really am quite sorry about the paucity of decent material. Hopefully there'll be more coming soon as I complete more Creative Writing assignments, and/or as the muse strikes. Feel free to explore the rest of the Portfolio, where hopefully you'll be able to find something more to your liking...


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