the punk band name database

This is a collection of punk band names I knocked up one afternoon. They're free. Just help yourself to one if you start a band, but please send me a copy of your first awful demo for promotional purposes.

How can you tell if a name is right for you? Here's a quick test. Simply shout the following sentence at the top of your lungs, filling the blank with the name of your choosing:

Hello Seattle! We are ________________ and we will FUCKING ROCK YOU!

Did that work out? I knew it would. If not, simply repeat the process with a new name. Thanks, and enjoy.

If you'd like to suggest a new name to add to the Punk Band Name Database, please write to logovisual@hotmail.com.

  • The Assholes Down The Hall
  • The Eleanor Roosevelt Experience
  • The Dick-You-Down-Hards
  • The Steaming Manholes
  • The Crimes Against Humanity
  • The Vomit
  • The Saucy Mademoiselles
  • The Fluffy Bunnies
  • The Puss
  • The Overwhelming Urge To Flee
  • Tori Amos 2
  • Dick Cheney In Shit
  • The War Crimes
  • The Darkness In Your Soul
  • The Sorts Of Things You'd Expect From That Type Of Person
  • The Fucking Bomb
  • The Sloppy Kants
  • The Discreet Charm Of The Bourgeiose-s
  • The Special New Editions
  • Robert
  • The Iron Chef American Experience
  • The Art Garfunkel Experience
  • The Asteroid That Killed The Dinosaurs Experience (TATKTDX)
  • The Rocking Pneumonia
  • The Boogie-Woogie Flu
  • The Funkin' Chlamydia
  • The Carrot Tops With AIDS
  • The Moments Of Genius
  • The Mother Fucking Punk Rocking Bastards, You Asshole
  • The Detoxed Afflecks
  • The Unwanted Christmas Presents
  • The Liza Minelli's Wedding Experience
  • The Fuckup White Boys
  • The Voodoo Economix
  • The Shitty Internet Punk Band Dot Com
  • The Collect Calls
  • The Rancid Mice
  • The Persistence Of Memory Experience
  • The Gay Elvis Presleys
  • The Gay Neil Youngs
  • The Homosexual Faggots
  • The Totally Sweet Ninja Warriors
  • The White Niggers
  • The Ramones 2
  • The Almost Clash
  • The Anal Sex Pistols
  • The Blink-182 Are Not Punk Experience (B182RNPX)
  • Jim Morrison On Shrooms
  • Bono On The Cross
  • T.M.N.T. (Totally Madcap Ninja Twats)
  • The Gaping Crotches
  • The Halle Berry Winning The Oscar Experience
  • The Less Popular G8 Countries
  • The Starbuckers
  • The Right Turn Signals
  • The Fuckin'-A Team
  • Meaty Shanks
  • The Concert In Central Park
  • The Britney Spears Porno Movie
  • The Chin Whiskers
  • The Basic Package
  • The Artful Way In Which The Goal Is Accomplished
  • The Big Fat Pile Of Poop
  • The Benji Fucking Scrappy Doo Experience
  • The Michael Landon Experience
  • The Megasluts
  • The Turbosluts
  • Two Guys, A Girl, And Satan
  • Satan On Drugs
  • The Satan's So Cool It Makes Me Want To Pee Experience
  • The Crusty Nipples
  • The Annoying Roommates
  • Pube Brigade
  • Your Grandmother
  • The Loss Of Blood Experience
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